{"id":195,"date":"2014-02-09T16:57:11","date_gmt":"2014-02-09T22:57:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/spenceralbers.com\/?p=195"},"modified":"2014-02-09T16:57:11","modified_gmt":"2014-02-09T22:57:11","slug":"poem-single-people-valentines-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spenceralbers.com\/poem-single-people-valentines-day\/","title":{"rendered":"A Poem for Single People on Valentine&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I was going to buy someone flowers for Valentine&#8217;s Day&#8230; you can bet I would buy them at\u00a0<a title=\"Ecker's Flowers and Greenhouses\" href=\"http:\/\/www.eckersflowers.com\/site\/index.php\" target=\"_blank\">Ecker&#8217;s Flowers and Greenhouses<\/a> in Waverly, IA, where I took the above photo. They didn&#8217;t even have to pay me to write that.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy, a Poem for Single People on Valentine&#8217;s Day!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>When you&#8217;re single on Vday,<br \/>\nit&#8217;s all fun and games.<br \/>\nLovers are united,<br \/>\nso the singles can play.<\/p>\n<p>It might sound weird,<br \/>\nbut trust me I&#8217;m right.<br \/>\nSingle on Vday,<br \/>\nmakes for a good night.<\/p>\n<p>Grab a flower or two,<br \/>\nnow don&#8217;t get greedy.<br \/>\nLeave some of the stems,<br \/>\nfor the last-minute needy.<\/p>\n<p>Have the pizza delivered,<br \/>\nand extra wine on hand.<br \/>\nThe night is young,<br \/>\nand you&#8217;re a one man band.<\/p>\n<p>Fire up the music,<br \/>\nlite a candle or two.<br \/>\nTurn the Netflix on,<br \/>\nto find a stream that&#8217;s new.<\/p>\n<p>Your night is now set,<br \/>\nit couldn&#8217;t be better.<br \/>\nRelax and enjoy,<br \/>\na Vday in your ugliest sweater.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So, what did you think? Should I write more poems or just be done with them? Feel free to share it with your single friends as a how-to for Valentine&#8217;s Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I was going to buy someone flowers for Valentine&#8217;s Day&#8230; you can bet I would buy them at\u00a0Ecker&#8217;s Flowers and Greenhouses in Waverly, IA, where I took the above photo. They didn&#8217;t even have to pay me to write that. Enjoy, a Poem for Single People on Valentine&#8217;s Day! When you&#8217;re single on Vday, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":199,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false},"categories":[40,1],"tags":[43,172,41,42],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/spenceralbers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/DSCF2797.jpg?fit=2000%2C1333&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4f8OZ-39","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spenceralbers.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spenceralbers.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spenceralbers.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spenceralbers.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spenceralbers.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/spenceralbers.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":202,"href":"https:\/\/spenceralbers.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions\/202"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spenceralbers.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/199"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spenceralbers.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spenceralbers.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spenceralbers.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}